mastercate

the process of chewing food

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie

by fistacuffs August 8, 2003

mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.

stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!

by Anna and Jessa December 21, 2005

Mastercation

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.

I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.

by RoboNasty July 20, 2009

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 5, 2016

Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

Mastercation

(Noun)
Definition: 1.) Going on a vacation, of any length, by yourself.
2.) The master of the household going on a solo vacation by herself or himself.

He didn't wanted a relaxing vacation, so he went alone and turned it into a mastercation.

by Hcskire February 22, 2021