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to think about someone during the act of masterbation; often someone who is seemingly, or literally, sexually unattainable
"I need to stop masterbouting my ex and move on."

"Yeah, I've been masterbouting your ex too, sorry man, I can't help it."
by LFatheistgirl February 12, 2009

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fantasize masterbate pervert pipe dream ponder sexual