a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates
(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
and hence we have master bates
(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)
by i. M. Cold April 15, 2010
A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.
by MaddiW. November 9, 2008
A tried and true weathered deck hand.
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014
by sugardaddynumber7 December 15, 2020
When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work
by Jemburat November 3, 2017
Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work
by Jemburat November 3, 2017
Yo holmes check out Dan tha bate master esay. He can get full release in under one minute all by himself.
by Keith the avid bait master August 5, 2010