MatMurrayed

A state of euphoria in which one has had a successful drumming session; this often concludes with Prosecco, Sekiro, Pink Cheeks, Love Pillow dry humping and several references to your brand new PC.

"I just got my first pay cheque and I can't wait to get absolutely MatMurrayed tonight!"

MatMurrayed by DeadbeatpunK December 15, 2019

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mataburro

a metalic excessory or utencil put on the from of a car (usualy a MERU) used to ram shit really hard. the literal translation is DONKEY KILLER

man i was so drunk yesterday that i crashed my car.

DID U GET HURT!?

no, i had my mataburro, i killed a donkey though.

mataburro by scribbles-maggibbles January 24, 2009

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masturrape

a combination of the words 'masturbate' and 'rape'. it means to think about somebody while you masturbate, or to masturbate to somebody's pictures.

i masturrape my crush every night.

masturrape by xaxaxa June 24, 2010

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mastaurbating

Mas-staur-bating
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'

It's masterbating, not mastaurbating!
-UNKNOWN 2016

mastaurbating by CyrusTheGreatFurry December 27, 2016

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MassaCurry

When you hit so many 3's that you demolish the other team

Damn! LJ just went on a massacurry

MassaCurry by Rice and Cheese May 20, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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