1- huge boobs of mastadonic proportions
2- incredibly giant boobs
3- boobs so big, the female gracing them begins to develop a hump
4- boobs so enormus, NASA can use them as a landing space
5-tata's so large that they out-weigh a mastadon
2- incredibly giant boobs
3- boobs so big, the female gracing them begins to develop a hump
4- boobs so enormus, NASA can use them as a landing space
5-tata's so large that they out-weigh a mastadon
by big willie06 July 17, 2006
a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.
"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."
"My mastadon claw itches."
"My mastadon claw itches."
by italian in the capitol January 31, 2008
A giant bowl of weed that is typically loaded when there are two or more smokers present. Often times it will be topped off with a layer of keef.
"One small bowl for man, one giant bowl for mankind." - Kneel Armstawng when he found the first "mastadon bowl" on the moon.
by Highguy69420 March 27, 2010
ex signature of MARAUDA (Hamish Prasad, Sidney) a bass music and tearout dubstep producer. Previously named Mastadon due to his admiration for elephants, had to change his brand name to Marauda because the heavy metal band Mastodon sued him.
Marauda: Hello River plate! I just woke up and hit a blunt so i can't really talk so much, so brace yourselves and prepare for six hours non stop of (reverb distort voice) MASTADON (earbleeding shrill bass)
by Ape Warrior September 20, 2023