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If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.
Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*
Mass Text by NK4 September 2, 2013
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mass text 

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the act in which bored depressed teenagers send the same text message to their entire phone book at the same time. extremly annoying and rude.
girl #1: hey look! i got a new text from jim, the really depressed and bored guy that i know! it says, "hey."

girl #2: hey! i got that text too! grrr. him mass texting is really getting on my nerves.

girl #1: i know! lets both text him back the same reply and maybe he'll be able to take a hint!

girl #2: okay! great idea!
mass text by ellemennop February 9, 2009
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Mass Text 

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When someone is incredibly bored and sends the same text to many different people at the same time in the desperate hope of getting a response or when something important or at least important to the texter and it just MUST BE TOLD TO EVERYONE like merry christmas....or its my birthday.
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".
Lizzy: Holy crap!!! That hottie Bill just texted me!!
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.
Mass Text by Lopsicle December 25, 2009
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Masstexterbate 

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To send out a mass text and subsequently put the cell phone in your pants receiving pleasure from the vibrations of the replies.
Karen was lonely so she texted all her friends what they thought of the Jonas Brothers so she could masstexterbate from the replies.
Masstexterbate by bellster227 August 9, 2009
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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