mashooganuts 

A special type of nut that sprouts from unusually large male genitalia. Looks especially marvelous when cradled in a loose and baggy pair of sweat pants

"I can actually see his mashooganuts from a mile away"

mashooganuts by Samponanna April 16, 2009

Mashpotaturbate 

The act of having Unprotected sex with a bowl of mashed potatoes and then using semen to cover them with a "buttery" coating. Served to a friend and or enemy.

"Dude, did you mashpotaturbate in my mashed potatoes?"
"Of course not man!"
"Then why is there a pube in it?!"

Mashpotaturbate by Jmulz May 18, 2010

Mashogging 

This is when you are showering with another and they(or you) are hogging the shower while masturbating at the same time.

When you are done mashogging can you please hand me some shower gel so I can get my job done too.

I boyfriend was mashogging this morning and he made me have to wash again and be late to my appointment.

Mashogging by MercyB March 1, 2009

mashoogina 

when a jewish old lady is mad at you and thinks you look weird she calls you that.

"Oy, what do you think i am a mashoogina"

mashoogina by jonny October 3, 2004

snakes and mashpotatoes 

two things that do not go together; does not make sense

An expression often said

"Snakes and mashpotatoes! What was I thinking?"

"Aw snakes and mashpotatoes!"

snakes and mashpotatoes by Blessed to NESS February 21, 2017

Mashogbak 

Tagalog word for nearly dead...

Hey AJ... you're phone is mashogbak...

Mashogbak by KaneKong January 2, 2012

mashoganas

Boobies

Look at the mashoganas on her

mashoganas by Hahahajim February 9, 2022