saddle masher

A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.

Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher

by JBCB December 10, 2022

Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

by Sister Chuck May 31, 2011

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Minivan Masher

A slur for aggressive or violent transgender individuals.

She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!

by ISM0K3W33D3RRYD4Y March 7, 2020

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Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.

This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 23, 2010

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