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A comic book and freethinking group created by bored kids in the San Francisco East Bay Area. Often misunderstood by others. In the beginning Marztek was a group that did not discriminate and therefore let everyone in. Soon enough people were let in who made it look bad by tagging ridiculous things and misunderstanding whatever message Marztek wanted to convey in the first place. Then more people came along and hated Marztek because of what the uneducated kids had done. Marztek currently has no known members but is still in action.
Neo-Nazi Kid: I hate you Marztek kids because you believe in anarchy.

Marztek Kid: Wait, what? Who said we believed in anarchy?
marztek by Thizztek September 19, 2008
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Only the most ridiculous wanna-be comic company ever.
Invented by some lame and bored kids who wanted to feel rebelious in the East San Francisco Bay Area.
Think a hybrid of Johnen Vasquez and stick figures. Completely unoriginal.
silly-looking emo kid:"OMG let's like, go tag the walls with clones and zombies and then go to the Red Onion afterwards!"
cool cat:"Psh... those grimy boys are definitley Marztek kids."
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Also known as Teka :Name meaning beautifully unique intelligent and laid back. Full of life. Sexy!
If you ain't got a Marteka, better get you one!
Marteka by Tekababii December 21, 2016

Marzekiel 

Marzekiel is the best type of guy that will be the best boyfriend. He will always make you smile and be the best boyfriend He also has the biggest dick and is mostly likely to be a rapper and he when his mad at you he will still be a gentelman but still fuck the shit out of you
Jamia: Marzekiel is so fine

Lisa: Mhm he can hit it anytime
Marzekiel by lilmammi November 4, 2018

John martek 

Kid who wants to be the truck scene killer but shhhhhhhh.....dont tell anyone
"John marteks truck is stock"

"John martek is slow"
John martek by Truckrice January 24, 2018
Dammnnn Martekah is like no other. She is strong, independent, easy going, and a good listener. She may be easy going but she don’t take no bull shit. Martekah will have no problem calling you out but she chooses wisely. Cause she knows it’s either not worth her energy or the person just can’t handle the truth. She is so smart and always ready to learn new things. Not only she got brains but Martekah’s beauty is unmatched. Martekah’s typically have big brown eyes or hazel, and rocks any hairstyle from long to short. She wears her clothes with confidence and got curves for days. Anyone would be lucky to have a loyal person like Martekah in their life. Bow down to her since she is the queen of all queens
Have you heard that song “Hips don’t lie?” That song was written for Martekah

See that fine girl over there…. She has to be named Martekah
Martekah by Coldpeache November 24, 2021

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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