Maryborough 

Otherwise known as Maryboring. A piece of shit town in Queensland that sucks in every way when compared to its neighbour, Hervey Bay.
Bombards people with its shittiness when they drive through to get to the 'Bay.
Has a ratshit shopping mall, a few shit schools, a turd filled river, and is full of arseholes & wankers.
The only good thing coming out of it is the highway.

Oh look at us, we live in Maryborough, we have 17 pubs, and they're all shit, how the fuck does that work?

Maryborough by The Stim Dog March 9, 2009

Maryborough 

A piece of shit town, aka (Bogan Central) where rapists and drug users live their putrid lives. Everywhere you turn, there is an inbred, lurking in the corner, watching you. The only benefit you get from visiting that town is feeling like a queen because you're the only pretty person there. Maryborough has the power to give you self confidence. And also you're not a pure-bred like 90% of the Maryborians (people of Maryborough).

"Oi Aimee! Did ya see that hot chick walkin' down to the Maryborough police station?"

"Yeah! I know her! She lucky she ain't inbred like me ay cunt"

Maryborough by jesus_condom October 4, 2014

mayoring 

to drink in public places, cause havoc, conquer new land, take your little brother to the dentist, drive honda civics, steal keg beer, call girls hussies, and other things that rockstars would do

Kyle spent the whole day mayoring, first he did a power hour then started to cause a ruckus at a party when the commoners did not aknowedgle his jurisdiction. Apparently everyone was a bunch of hussies and needed to "fuck off".

mayoring by fed118 July 8, 2009

Maryborough 

Home of the 4650. The only thing that makes this town stand out is rapper Horgzy 4650 and the amount of good weed that is sourced there. Overall however it is a pretty shit town with a lack of amenities and one night club that is always watched by police because of the various violence. A single shopping centre where you can find someone from every genetic defect, drug addicted or not, and the biggest shop in the whole town is Big W. Various shootings and robberies happen often which is supported by the huge Ned Kelly statue that is an attraction in the town. The skatepark is full of young children that are eshays and armed with knives and it is impossible to go out at night alone.

Maryborough? That place is fucking crazy! Good bud though!

Maryborough by 4650BROTHA August 23, 2022

Maryborough 

Best place to live in Queensland. One of the few places where you can get a big meal, drink and desert for about $10. Mary poppins wishes she lived here and well she kind of did at one point. Short drive from Hervey bay and Rainbow beach.
Lots for the history buffs. Was the second largest port of immigration after Brisbane in Queensland during the 1800's. So when your catching a king fish, in a winding river that looks like it would of 100 years ago....thats Maryborough.

Guy: Hey did you see that guy catching that whopper king on tv the other day.
Girl: Yeah he was in Maryborough.

Maryborough by Cupcakerrr December 4, 2011

Maryborough 

Absolutely tops city in Queensland, Australia. Gets a bad rap cause it isn't full of shitty glass and fibro modern buildings and doesn't have twenty million different women's clothing outlets (some people refer to these as "amenities" or "things to do"). Heaps of tops pubs and parks for kick ons, and is way better than the neighboring city of Hervey Hole.

Gents I am absolutely parched, how about we pull into Maryborough and consume a refreshing beverage.

Went on holidays to Maryborough over Christmas, beautiful place to visit.

Maryborough by Alcohol Enthusist June 3, 2024