Mary Jane Doe

When you're smoking weed and you can't identify the strain, you call it: Mary Jane Doe

Yo what strain is this weed bro?
Dude I don't have a fuckin' clue - it's Mary Jane Doe

Mary Jane Doe by Kronstantinople May 12, 2021

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Saint Mary-Jane's Day

The 20th of April, it's like Saint Patrick's Day, only with marijuana instead of alcohol.

Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.

Happy Saint Mary-Jane's Day, folks.

"It's fuckin' 4/20! Weed it up!" - KC Green

Saint Mary-Jane's Day by Daniel Woolf April 20, 2008

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mary jane's last dance

Godsend of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that super-personifies "the last toke".

excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:

SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.

the indiana boys' first toke

I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.

Tom's (?) first toke

SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.

he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:

LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.

come on

I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.

kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)

that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.

mary jane's last dance by captain phoenix May 4, 2006