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Mount Mary College

Small Catholic women's college in Milwaukee, WI. Frequently referred to as "the vagina castle" because of its all female population and castle-like archtecture.

Contrary to popular belief, there are very few hot lesbians on campus. They go to Alverno across town.

The girls have all been corrupted by the Catholic environment. Students are extremely perverted and deprived of male contact.
Person: "Oh, you don't go to UWM so you must be a Marquette girl."
MMC girl: "No I go to Mount Mary College"
Person: "I'm sorry."

Princess Mary College 

Ironic slang name for Taroona High School near Hobart (the capital city of Tasmania, Australia).

Used to jokingly make a very good, but quite ordinary, state public school attended by Princess Mary of Denmark (formerly plain Mary Donaldson of Tasmania), sound like an impressive and expensive private school.
"No, I've decided not to send Elizabeth to St Michael's Collegiate. She will be attending Princess Mary College instead."
which means
"No, don't be stupid! I can't afford to send her to that snobbish school. She can go to Taroona High instead like her father."
Princess Mary College by Jon uasj2 January 21, 2008

Mary Baldwin College 

Squirrel (the school's mascot!) women are either going to be successful of their own right, marry rich, or both. Some are Southern ribbons and pearls kind of girls, some are sistas, some ~like~ other girls, some a combination of all three, but they all are capable, poised, and stylish. These girls have it all and can do it all, and just try to tell them otherwise!
Grad school official: Who is that gorgeous woman giving that amazing speech?
Other grad school official: She's from Mary Baldwin, and I'm definately giving her my card.
First grad school official: Not if I get there first!
Mary Baldwin College by MissMBC05 October 12, 2004

Mary Baldwin College 

MBC girls are as classy as they come. This all womens school is in Staunton, Va where all there is to do is go to Wal Mart and shop at the boutiques in downtown. The Stauntonites often refer to MBC as "the ivory towers of arrogance." MBC is known for its old traditions, its most popular is Apple Day, which is just an excuse for a carnival and no classes. More importantly Apple Eve is the wildest time of the year. These girls are known for being the most stylish in the Shenandoah, often wearing Polo/Lacoste/and Lilly. Now that diversity plays a part of MBC, students use this as a way to show their differences in culture and interests in the way they dress, the activities they are involved in, and their weekend activities. Most students frequent JMU, UVA, Tech, VMI, and HSC. Or you can find them at one of the raging house parties, which often have wild themes. These girls know how to party and can drink most guys under the table, after all the schools moto is "work hard, play hard" said by their last President. During the week, they do nothing but study and attend meetings, since it is a student run campus, but come the weekend, any guy can find some fun with these wild girls. These Squirrel girls know how to uphold the Southern standard and wear their pearls proudly, just dont challenge them in a game of beer pong! After all boys...all they want is a rich husband anyways.
MBC is not a girls school without men, its a womens college without boys!

VMI Guy: I wanna get some.
MBC Girl: Well dont look here honey, you better try Sweet Briar for that.
Mary Baldwin College by MBCROCKS! October 28, 2004

Saint Mary's College 

The sister school of Notre Dame. Known for being hotter than the girls at ND. Even though it has a Catholic affiliation, there's a lot of bad bitches there. Girls that go to Saint Mary's are referred to as "smicks" or "belles." There's a huge misconception that girls come here just because they didn't get into ND. While sometimes true, smicks love their college and their sisters. Oh and they get all the resources of ND for a tiny fraction of the tuition of domers.
ND Boy 1: Hey did you see those Smicks at the game?
ND Boy 2: Yeah man. I wish we had girls like that on our campus.

Smick 1: I love Saint Mary's College!
Smick 2: Belle yeah!

St. Mary's College of Maryland 

the best school ever. you can smoke weed all day and write papers trashing capitalism all night. st. mary's is where you go to study the rest of fuckhead population USA. kids there don't give a shit what they're going to do after college, they'll be a teacher or something. this school makes you a better human being. also the professors are awesome.
"so what's your essay on?"
"i'm turning my paper for 'sexuality in modernism' into a paper about communism."
"oh yeah, i forgot you go to St. Mary's College of Maryland"

"where are you?"
"i'm at St. Mary's College of Maryland. i'm drinking beer with some people on a beach but all they have is natty bo."

"i'm a student at St. Mary's College of Maryland, and i'm so high i don't even remember what i wrote in this urban dictionary entry"