"Hey, can you go to John's Grocery and pick up some fruit?"
"No they closed."
"OMG! What happened."
"They were a Wal-Martyr."
"No they closed."
"OMG! What happened."
"They were a Wal-Martyr."
by ll IRiSH ll May 2, 2009
When someone is asked to do something on behalf of a friend, and they agree, but then act like they've made huge sacrifices and should be repaid 100 times more.
Craig: Hey Mike, since you're going to the store anyway, can you pick me up on the way? I need some groceries too.
Mike: Sure.
(2 weeks later)
Mike: Hey Craig, you owe me at least 5 dollars in gas money for taking you to the store, I'm sick of you asking for rides all the time.
Craig: What are you talking about? I've only asked you twice, plus I bought you a six pack at the store both times, helped you move last week, and set you up on two dates last month! You've got such a martyr complex.
Mike: Sure.
(2 weeks later)
Mike: Hey Craig, you owe me at least 5 dollars in gas money for taking you to the store, I'm sick of you asking for rides all the time.
Craig: What are you talking about? I've only asked you twice, plus I bought you a six pack at the store both times, helped you move last week, and set you up on two dates last month! You've got such a martyr complex.
by VanWrinkle April 18, 2009
The friend a person selfishly takes to hang out to avoid a 1 on 1 situation, to either break the awkward tension with a girl you like, or because you would prefer not to hang out with the person who always insists "We need to hang out more".
Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man, can you come with me and this girl I like to the mall?
Guy 2: No thanks, I don't want to get in between you both
Guy 1: Please? I need an Awkward Martyr!
Example 2
Guy 1: Dude, Josh keeps wanting to hang out, and we have nothing in common, can you come along?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll be your awkward martyr in this one
Guy 1: Hey man, can you come with me and this girl I like to the mall?
Guy 2: No thanks, I don't want to get in between you both
Guy 1: Please? I need an Awkward Martyr!
Example 2
Guy 1: Dude, Josh keeps wanting to hang out, and we have nothing in common, can you come along?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll be your awkward martyr in this one
by Clangford92392 July 2, 2011
A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.
The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.
by UncaMo November 24, 2020
The person in the office who perceives their work ethic and productivity to be vastly greater than the other workers. This person often adopts the attitude that doing the work alone is better than cleaning up the mess made by others. This person may be prone to neurotic diplays in temperment. The neurotic office martyr is the worst personality for any type of management position as they will suffer from extreme stress and live in fear of being undermined or undervalued.
Betty: How am I supposed to get all of this work done when I've got people who can't even read a memo!
Alice: Have you tried working with them?
Betty: How can I work with them? I have a huge pile of papers here and no one knows how to do this but me!
Alice: Can't someone else be taught to do it?
Betty: Never mind! I don't know why I come to you. You never support me. I can't even go to the bathroom in this place, I have so much to do!!! I don't know how much longer I should be expected to put up with this!
Alice: Wow, you really are the office martyr.
Alice: Have you tried working with them?
Betty: How can I work with them? I have a huge pile of papers here and no one knows how to do this but me!
Alice: Can't someone else be taught to do it?
Betty: Never mind! I don't know why I come to you. You never support me. I can't even go to the bathroom in this place, I have so much to do!!! I don't know how much longer I should be expected to put up with this!
Alice: Wow, you really are the office martyr.
by Capitoladreamin July 25, 2009
The act of receiving head underwater. The guy holds the girl's head underwater while she flails. The girl is not allowed to surface until the guy blows his load.
Kyle: "Dude, Fiona nearly drowned last night."
Travis: "You didn't try another Malibu Martyr did you?"
Kyle: "Heck yeah she loved it. Lack of oxygen intensifies the experience."
Travis: "You're a sick beast."
Travis: "You didn't try another Malibu Martyr did you?"
Kyle: "Heck yeah she loved it. Lack of oxygen intensifies the experience."
Travis: "You're a sick beast."
by Mount Pleasure September 4, 2009
A group of people who dedicate their lives to partying. They will go to every extreme to make the party better and more memorable. They generally gather to play music in their spare time spreading the party spirit. They normally play punk rock with a mixture of ska and funk. They will regularly travel from venues to houses bringing the party wherever they go. They will inevitably die for the purpose of the parties to continue.
"Those Party Martyrs really Giver'."
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"
by ithinkshewaseatingbugs February 28, 2010