Top Definition
The friend a person selfishly takes to hang out to avoid a 1 on 1 situation, to either break the awkward tension with a girl you like, or because you would prefer not to hang out with the person who always insists "We need to hang out more".
Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man, can you come with me and this girl I like to the mall?
Guy 2: No thanks, I don't want to get in between you both
Guy 1: Please? I need an Awkward Martyr!

Example 2
Guy 1: Dude, Josh keeps wanting to hang out, and we have nothing in common, can you come along?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll be your awkward martyr in this one
by Clangford92392 July 02, 2011

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