To lag or make excuses while refraining/abstaining from consuming an alcoholic beverage.
Boy Dave is sure Martying that jack & coke.

by adillhole February 04, 2009
Shortened form of the word martyrdom, used in the Xbox 360 and PC game Call of Duty 4 to express disgust for the use of the "martyrdom perk" in which a downed enemy drops a live grenade upon death, often catching the unwitting killer in the blast. Players often whine about this game mechanic as unfair but are usually quickly met with the counter argument that it is indeed part of the game and that if they cannot handle COD4, they should go play World of Warcraft.
"Ha! You walked right over my marty grenade!"
"Damn marty nade! Get rid of that noob perk!"
"Whine some more, maybe they'll remove it in the next update. Fat chance, if you can't handle the heat, go play WoW nub."
by Alan Didion June 12, 2008
A flexible word used as a noun, verb or adjective. Starting to be used within the University of Melbourne engineering department and slowly making its way into the science department.

Noun: average sized individual, smart wit, has dreadlocks, enjoys a good laugh, slighty agitating to some, can be perceived as odd or out of the ordinary

Verb: 1. completely bugger something up, 2. an act of utter disgust that will induce involuntary vomiting, 3. to add that extra something that crosses the line in any given conversation

Adjective: 1. unique, 2. odd, 3. strange, 4. unconventional, 5. amusing, 6. foul minded, 7. awesome, 8. random, 9. inappropriate, 10. very cool
"you're such a marty"

"nice one, just marty it why don't you?"

"you really marty-ed that"

"that was a really marty thing to do"

"oh, that was marty, man"
by the anonymous one May 06, 2008
To possess the unmistakable characteristics of one from the southern suburbs of Sydney, such as Oatley, which is within an area called The Shire (as in The Hobbit). Symptoms of martiness include stunted growth and an tendency for making up obscure nicknames that don't make sense.
"dude, what do you think about that chick over there, she looks pretty superfly"
"nah man, she's way too marty, wouldn't go there if i were you."
by peekers April 13, 2008
a marty is a swindler of sorts. many of them are bald and male. they tend to be very charming even tho they are not exactly lookers. but beware. he may have had more than one or two restraining orders and/or orders of protection against different women in his past, girlfriends wives, etc. that can be very profitable for a marty, and much less messy as there is usually a new love interest (or something)...another red flag with marties...they may have had one or more lawsuits, suing their employer for getting "hurt" on the job and things of that nature. he may work intermittently flipping burgers or something like that, attempting to appear as tho he holds a regular job all the while thriving on the profit he has accumulated via shady shit. gray area.

amber: oh michelle! i have a new boyfriend and he is SO sweet and wonderful. he has a job even. i'm so happy:) he says he is a rockstar!

michelle: ok amber i am happy for you but be careful...i wouldn't want to see you get "martied".
by trailere trash April 23, 2009
1. (n) a man who constantly fails to deliver bum-stink flapjacks

2. (v) the act of failing to deliver bum-stink flapjacks

3. (adj) being Marty-esque in one's failure to deliver a thing similar to bum-stink flapjacks

4. (v) (old English) the act of cramming little crumbs of bum-stink flapjacks up a mummified viking's urethra while simultaneously failing to deliver them

5. (n) (common) any man or woman of monkey-fucker-ish qualities
Goddamit, Marty, you monkey-fucker! Where are my bum-stink flapjacks??!
by Dwokoneseus November 26, 2009

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