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Morinville 

A boring town where everyone that lives here wants to get out. The people stay the same, and meeting new people is hard, considering everyone knows everyone. The people that live here often are crazy mofo's, and like to party every weekend. Heck even on weekdays. There is nothing better to do then party it up everyday,
I feel like being bored, let's go to Morinville!
Morinville by BeanerGreener March 15, 2009

Martensville, Saskatchewan 

A town in Saskatchewan that thinks they are superior to all the nearby towns because IT'S A CITY DERP DERP DERP.

And sucks poop.
Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.

Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!

martinsville 

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.
Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one
martinsville by blackice03 April 28, 2006

Martinsville 

Used to be the tire and sweatshirt capital of the world, is now the unemployed redneck capital of the world.
Let's go hunt for mullets in Martinsville!

Martinsville Speedway 

The oldest track on the NASCARSprint Cup Calender. It is also where Brian Vickers got Vickerism.
I love the racing at Martinsville Speedway.

Martinsville 

A little boreing town. It sucks ass, and it's symbol is a pathetic little well.
I hate Martinsville.
Martinsville by (SIC)Drummer November 7, 2004