by JoeJoe2011 December 10, 2010
derived from the phrase 'hot mess express' which is to intoxicate yourself to the very extreme, which may lead to constantly injuring yourself, losing your cell phone/wallet/purse at least 6 times a year, house fires, asking people that you may or may not know "what's up bitches?" and fighting with close friends yelling "bye, bye birdie".
by monte g August 17, 2012