Mars Land Hotel

A Mars surface hotel that emphasizes the landing experience and surface exploration. The term parallels “Moon land hotel” and distinguishes surface accommodations from orbital ones. A Mars land hotel would be a major engineering undertaking: landing heavy modules, building habitats, and maintaining life support for extended periods. Guests would explore the surface via rovers or pressurized suits, possibly living in simulated Martian towns. The first Mars land hotel would be a historic milestone, akin to the first lunar landing.

Example: “The Mars land hotel’s welcome sign read ‘Welcome to the Fourth Rock.’ She had traveled eight months to stand on rusty soil, and she wept inside her helmet.”

Mars Land Hotel by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal April 12, 2026

Mars Landing 

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.

"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."

Mars Landing by girthatron July 6, 2010

Marshland Motorboat 

A variation of the more common inter-cleavage motorboating, marshland motorboating consists of putting ones lips to a woman's exposed vagina, and simultaneously blowing and vigorously shaking one's head back and forth, thereby imitating that sound of small boat's engine.

Julie thinks we need to spice up our sex life, so tonight I think I'll give her a little of the old Marshland Motorboat.

Marshland Motorboat by rjb569 March 29, 2009

Steve Marsland 

A synonym for Creep

Another meaning for creep.

Person 1- “That guy there is such a creep!”
Person 2- “Yeah, he’s a real Steve Marsland!”

Steve Marsland by lack10 June 29, 2018

mashlanding

Coach surfing from house to house or it can mean talking sexually on the phone with a lover.

“My cousin’s mashlanding at my house right now.” or “my uncle is mashlanding with his girl right now.

mashlanding by mambo kingzzz August 6, 2025