As the "best man" during the marriage ritual I said the longest lie in my entire life and coated with so many nice things that every one thought it was amazing. If I had been a real best man, I would have been able to stop my friend from getting married.
I miss the guy my buddy used to be and I miss the good times with him and the rest of the guys. Every drink I take from the wedding gift mug you gave me goes out to you buddy. =(
2) The end of hourly or daily sex.
3) Most extreme form of torture to a guy who constantly gets laid.
4) The end of life and fun.
2) I gave up my days of having a new woman every day for the never ending hell of having the same one forever.
3) Kids, just say no to marriage.
The point at which you stop having fun and take on responsibility for yourself and your new wife.
The end of your life as you once knew it.
You start out giving a heart and a diamond, and end up wishing for a club and a spade.