marriage

One's (specifically my) opportunity to finally come together with the girl he loves, and spend the rest of his life with her. Protect her, love her, raise a family with her, and generally enjoy each other until the day they die.

"I love Kara more than anyone on the face of this Earth. I yearn to marry her. Our marriage will be magical" -Matt

by Baby B0y September 17, 2007

marriage

Find a woman you really dislike, then buy her a house.

Marriage - a relationship between married people or the period for which it lasts.

by bronco2121 July 19, 2009

marriage

"creating perpetual debt all in the name of ancient tradition and a bogus unrealistic institution"

Spending tons of money on a marriage party

by trebills December 7, 2009

marriage

Prison...slavery...my life...

self exp

by death September 23, 2003

marriage

the best prison ever invented by female subjects for total control over the male population

blah blah, theysayineedanexample(marriage)

by aquatic™ April 2, 2007

marriage

1) Something that can be both heaven and hell.

2) The end of hourly or daily sex.

3) Most extreme form of torture to a guy who constantly gets laid.

4) The end of life and fun.

1) Husband, "Honey, can we have sex". Wife, "Should have thought of that before we got married, No".

2) I gave up my days of having a new woman every day for the never ending hell of having the same one forever.

3) Kids, just say no to marriage.

by Mr. MD January 23, 2007

marriage

When you finally find someone to beat your wood for you.

Because of marriage I don't have to masturbate anymore.

by Keneto April 30, 2016