The horrible colour thats forms as a result of mixing shit and blood when wiping your ass. It results in a catch 22 situation where you are forced to decide whether to carry on wiping or leave it be.

The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.
Anon 1: Why you walking like that?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?
by OndaLash July 19, 2011
a fugitive black slave of the West Indies or Guiana
Aaron Sands ain't black, but he sure is a maroon.
by PAUL August 20, 2004
A term of derision often uttered by Bugs Bunny when referring to an interaction with a dopey adversary. It is a mispronunciation of the word "Moron"
"What a Maroon!" "Will ya get a load of this maroon"
by Tannasg July 30, 2004
This is a racial slur used to refer to black slaves abandoned("marooned") by slave ships on islands on the way to thier destination when they were found to be in some way inferior and not worthy of a good price at auction. It means, in effect," One who is deemed unworthy of even the lowliest of prices."
" I hired the guy to sweep up hair in the barber shop but he can't even do that! What a maroon!"
by Toneiseverything July 05, 2012
Plan and simple, Its fucking purple.
Mitch: Hey Dave! My Nana loves your new purple car!

Dave: it's maroon you dick!
by Such a Dick May 06, 2014
The name of a band I once had. Not to be confused with Maroon 5.
Maroon was doomed from the start.
by Persephone~ January 17, 2009
A mook with a Ph.D
Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.
by Zippy, the Pinhead September 06, 2007

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