maroney

1. Existing in a state of high paranoia
2. One who seriously believes in conspiracy theories

1. Pat won't come out of his house anymore because he is so maroney about life.
2. I was talking to this maroney on the bus the other day, and he kept trying to make me believe that the CIA shot JFK.

by Maroneyisms November 1, 2010

McKayla Maroney

won Gold Medal in the 2012 Summer Olympics in the Team All-Around with the USA Gymnastics team. One of the hottest girls to ever be in the Olympics. Could possibly give Shawn Johnson a run for her money.

Guy #1: Who is that hottie in Gymnastics on Team USA in the Olympics?

Guy #2: Oh, that's McKayla Maroney.

Guy #1: She's hot man, she could give Shawn Johnson a run for her money!

Guy #2: That she could!

by redbaronATL August 5, 2012

Jenna Maroney

OJ Simpson’s ex girlfriend; Star of Rural Juror; Accomplished Singer.

Jenna Maroney: OJ where are you?

OJ: Wait you’re alive? Then who did I kill?

by GavintheMuffinMan April 15, 2020