Marone

Italian pronunciation (southern dialect/Neapolitan) of the word "Madonna", literally referring to the Virgin Mary (the mother of Christ). Equivalent would be "Holy Smokes".. A phrase to represent surprise, amazement, or down right shock. Could be used in many contexts.

"oh Marone a mi, who let one go?"
"Marone, this guy complains more than Woody Allen..."
"Marone, you yap worse than 6 barbers."

In the Sopranos episode when Paulie visited Tony in the hospital while in a comma. Paulie in shock proclaims "uff Marone, he looks terrible!"

Marone by Dizzle77 January 12, 2009

marned 

to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the ass with sand as a lubricant.

Soldier 1: damn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the hell!?!
Soldier 2: dude you just got marned
Soldier 1: oh i forgot Fort Stewart rules!! whoo!! *sob*

marned by dabooner February 9, 2007

marone a mi 

refers to Madonna, in Italian, but when used as an expression it means "holy crow, or no frickin' way" or "for crying out loud, for heaven's sake..."

That cab driver crashed his car 5 times in a month, and now now he's a limo driver, marone a mi!

Marone a mi, she's having another baby? She already has 4 she can't take care of!

She's trying to diet, and yet she's eating cupcakes, marone a me

ridiculous nutty outrageous

marone a mi by TheBigDogMan February 14, 2012

McKayla Maroney 

won Gold Medal in the 2012 Summer Olympics in the Team All-Around with the USA Gymnastics team. One of the hottest girls to ever be in the Olympics. Could possibly give Shawn Johnson a run for her money.

Guy #1: Who is that hottie in Gymnastics on Team USA in the Olympics?

Guy #2: Oh, that's McKayla Maroney.

Guy #1: She's hot man, she could give Shawn Johnson a run for her money!

Guy #2: That she could!

McKayla Maroney by redbaronATL August 5, 2012

post-maloned 

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

post-maloned by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy 

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

Marooned 

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

Marooned by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011