Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school
The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)
gay man: man what are you talking about that man over there is so firkin marmalade i wish he was talking to me.
straight man : get out we all ready have a gay friend in our group.