A really awesome kid. Markus's are known to be very funny, kind, and can sometimes obtain superpowers. When playing basketball or hockey, they can score without even looking at the net. They are also very good in bed.
That kid's so funny, bet his name is Markus.
My god, he just pulled a Markus.
That things huge! Is your name Markus?
My god, he just pulled a Markus.
That things huge! Is your name Markus?
by TheSuperHero'sFriend June 30, 2010
Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.
Greg: Did you see that?
Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?
Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?
by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016
A very generous man who is normally good at talking to people and telling jokes. Likes to look at ass, and has a huge knob ranging anywhere from 7-12 inches hard. Will probably fuck your mom or sister if given the chance.
by definitely not markus December 23, 2016
This word refers to a man who is totally capable of bringing happiness and wholeness to any woman whos name is Joyce. Because together they become a perfect pair. Markus is the very definition of MAN. Any individual who knows of this Markus, consider yourself lucky.
Markus and Joyce are the cutest couple ive ever known!!
Hey Joyce! Have you met Markus yet? I think you guys should go out!
OMG! Did you see Markus today? He looks incredibly sexy today.
Hey Joyce! Have you met Markus yet? I think you guys should go out!
OMG! Did you see Markus today? He looks incredibly sexy today.
by Joyniqua69 January 22, 2011
He is the sweetest, most cutest boy to ever exist. He's obedient and a total baby boy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to leave him. He does what he thinks is right at all times and he gives the best hugs! If you're lucky then you might even get special kisses! If you know a Markus then keep him and spoil him rotten. He just wants your attention so give it to him. He deserves it.
by +SpaceKitten+ October 19, 2019
Literally the best person to have in your life. He really cute, smart, funny and he'll try to deny it but insist. Shower him with affection, its adorable how flustered he gets. Markus listens to the dumb things you say and wont judge youand will be there for you. If your reading this Markus just wanted you to know I love you alot.
Markus: Thats cap, Im not cute, I look like a wilting tree
Girl:What do you mean, your literally so cute and sweet
Girl:What do you mean, your literally so cute and sweet
by Casanova.girl September 23, 2020
often called Marko or Big Daddy Marko. definitely owns an Xbox. Still plays Minecraft and roblox though 😎 probably has two dogs and a bird named polo. Every time you hear people playing “Marco Polo”, you think of him and laugh 😂 Used to skateboard and have an afro. Dark brown, C U R L Y hair. Dark brown eyes, almost black. SUPER CUTE BUT WONT ADMIT IT! meme king 👑 really likes potatoes and Denny’s. 2002 baby. very nice and sweet when he wants to be but teases you a lot. (you obviously know he’s kidding) Really likes big sweatshirts, specifically red ones. Pretty skinny but GAINING 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 He can lift more than a crane deadass. And those squats, sweet Jesus. He’s taller than a giraffe. Have a good day Marko ;))
by lel17 April 14, 2019