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Markling 

The act of placing oneself in the vicinity of a love interest in order to increase one’s chances of meeting and dating.
Remember when Meghan Markle went to Prince Harry’s favorite spot repeatedly until they bumped into each other? I’m gonna do that with my crush. I’m markling him tonight. Stalking but not as creepy.
Markling by Marimeg June 13, 2021
Related Words
interj. - synonymous with the interjection "Niiice!" when pronounced according to the spelling noice and rhyming with "choice".

USAGE NOTES: Appearing first as an unselected potential replacement roommate for recently evicted housemate David "Puck" Rainey on MTV's Real World: San Francisco, Mark Long is most famous for his appearance on the inaugural season of The Real World's sister reality production, Road Rules. Combining boyish good looks, a sturdy frame, and several inches of spiked blond hair, Long proved to be a thrilling temptation for fellow castmate Kit Hoover. His ebullient masculinity and brotastic personality represented the first* installment of an archetype of Real World reality cast members that has continued throughout the series from Mike Johnson (London) and Mike Lambert (Miami) through to the more recent Mike Manning (DC)^ and Johnny Devenanzio (Key West). It is his optimal mix of douchebaggery and naive jocularity that drives the metalepsis referencing this (mis)pronunciation of the interjection "Nice!" via the stock character who would use such a phrase ad nauseam and subsequently to Mark Long as this character's prototype.

* While some regard Los Angeles cast member Aaron Behle as the first example of this stock character, Behle's campus life and surfing character development belied his role as a foil to LA County's oasis of liberal politics in the desert of southern California's staunchly conservative hinterlands.

^ Variation on a theme.
- Dude, I just found two brewskies behind the pizza box in the fridge!!!
- Aw, yeah! Mark Long!
Mark Long by Sparky777 August 4, 2011

maiklonger 

Verb: to maiklonger
Extending an awesome song by purely repeating it, due to the fact that the part that's already there is simply glamorous.
All members of the band agreed to maiklonger their new song as they were blown away by their magnificent creation.
maiklonger by TheBandleader February 11, 2021
-noun

Hormones in boys bodies that mature as the boy does. When fully matured they cast a magical barrier over the boy. This barrier makes the boy appeasing to anything considered 'jailbait' and below. The jailbait generalizes this appeasement as attraction and then thinks that the boy is more attractive than he actually is.
Sophomore guy 1: Man he gets all of the sophomore girls
Sophomore guy2: It's only because his marklons are fully developed
Sophomore guy 1: Our marklons will cause that nonsensical infatuation someday.
marklon by Tobias Wintour May 26, 2008

Markling 

(Verb)

1: Running to tabloids in an attempt to coerce your much younger, successful, half sibling who you are estranged from to invite you to their wedding.

2: Attempting to ride coattails of your much younger, successful, half sibling in order to become 'someone' but failing miserably and ending up drowning in debt
Zendaya's older half sister Markling her baby sis, what a loser!!
Tim Walz family Markling him, unbelievable!
Mariah Carey sister Markling her was outrageous!!
Markling by SlicingAnApple March 21, 2025

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026