Nintendo's Mario had a dirty secret called "hornio"
John: I feel Mario right now.
Mom: Then why not play Mario?
John: *under breath* haha
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1. A rather portly fictional Italian plumber who serves as the protagonist of Nintendo's popular video game franchise named after him. He has also come to represent Nintendo and, to an extent, video games as a whole. Mario wears denim overalls, a red shirt, white gloves, brown shoes, and an iconic red hat with the letter 'M' printed on it. He also has a large black moustache. He resides in the Mushroom Kingdom with his brother Luigi. They are usually hard at work searching for Princess Peach, who is constantly being kidnapped by the villainous Bowser. They are also known for being exceptional plumbers, perhaps explaining why they travel through sewage pipes often...

In his free time, Mario and his friends often play sports such as tennis, golf, and soccer, and have even competed in the Olympics against another popular video game character, Sonic The Hedgehog. They also throw parties occasionally.

Mario is by far Nintendo's most popular character and franchise. His games have spawned several other series of games (Donkey Kong Country, the Yoshi games, etc.) that have also done well. He is known across the world, and most Mario games sell very well. He is an icon that will be remembered for many, many years to come.

2. An male's name, originally from Italy. (Simple, I know...)
1. I just picked up the new Mario game!

2. That's my Italian friend Mario.
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A short Italian plumber who takes magic mushrooms so he can take a trip to the "mushroom kingdom", where he battles turtles, stomps on mushroom-like creatures and gets laid by a princess at the end!
Hey Mario, got any shrooms today?
by The JoJo October 10, 2008
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a fine ass mf that gives no shit about what others have to say. they stay talking shit about people but yet it doesn’t phase them because they simply don’t care. they aim for the top spot and nothing less. they’re lovable and sometimes called a baby. they’re usually taller then martins but that’s okay, that doesn’t bother them. their self confidence is so high that even if they ugly, they still think they cute.
damn mario is such a bitch, but i love him cause he’s the bomb.com
by svpermarioo March 21, 2018
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(when refering to video game skills of a person)
(N)something amazing happening unintentionally while playing a video game
Dude! Mark just did a Mario and got to level 8.
by vrej khanzadian June 5, 2005
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Luigi's brother and inventor of the quote "It's a meeya, Mario!"
Mario is a plumber who wears a variation of red or white overalls, t-shirt, and a cap with a big "M" on the front. He's Italian.
by Sir Ryan December 3, 2006
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the coolest brother around... he dont take @#$% from no hoes. basically the mack-daddy of all of the world... i mean @#$% the little plumber dude he aint got @#$% on the real mario. He can have his fat princess she ulgy.
Mario will rule you.
by dudeBRO88 October 15, 2008
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