Marine Corp Milkshake 

A sexual act in which Marines partake

ritualistically. Multiple men initiate sexual intercourse with a female and, one at a time, bust inside of her. The last one to blow his load in her must drink the rest of it out of her vagina.

Damn, it looks like Devin’s gonna have to drink the Marine Corp Milkshake!

Marine Corp Milkshake by Oonga Boonga August 2, 2020

Marine Corp TicTac 

Ibuprofen or Motrin. Standard Medication given by the US military. Famous for curing all ailments in the US Marine Crop including death.

Military DR: I see you have a Broken back. Let me see. Yeah Here, Take two of these and call me in the morning
Marine: Thanks for the Marine Corp Tictacs Doc. I'm sure i will be out punching Terrorists in no time.

Marine Corp TicTac by Arimmus June 7, 2020

The United States Marine Corp 

Elite of all the armed services in the United states

The United States Marine Corp is acctually worth something, unlike the air-force

The United States Marine Corp by Anonymous August 5, 2003

United States Marine Corps 

10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Simper Fidelis

The United States Marine Corps is the best in world, Oorah!

United States Marine Corps by 1stMarDiv January 19, 2011

fuck the marine corps 

when a marine realizes he was punked by the recruiter and signed his or her soul over to an unforgiving bull shit gang whose entire existance survives only by the 500 kilo ton nuclear destruction of the motivation, hopes and dreams of every single junior enlisted until they reach a psychological threshold of "brainwashed"

first guy: "Dude why the hell are we the only ones burning shit every fucking day?"

second guy: "I dunno man, fuck the marine corps!"

fuck the marine corps by SUCKMYCOCKSERGEANTMAJOR October 17, 2010

marine corpgasm 

If a woman dates one of the few, the proud, she has a marine corpgasm.

Fuck me hard, Corporal Shepard. Give me a marine corpgasm.

marine corpgasm by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

The U.S. Marine Corps by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020