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sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

3 rings of marriage 

Slang. The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. The first part is the engagement ring. Only the beginning. Nothing bad. Yet. The second part is the marriage ring. It’s getting worse. The last part is the worst. The suffering. Most people don’t like being married but try to tolerate it. If you really love your partner then go for it! On the flip side, if you don’t like your marriage then don’t stick around and suffer!
What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. It starts out by getting engaged to be married. Then after engagement comes the married life. After the married life comes the suffering. Most people who don’t like being married get divorced. If they love their partner they stick around. Words of wisdom: if you don’t like the married life then don’t get married!

Sanctity of Marriage

The biggest bullcrap conservative Christians use to oppose gay marriage; while at the same time, cheating or divorcing on his/her spouse.
Anita Bryant uses the "Sanctity of Marriage" bullcrap to oppose gay marriage and yet she divorces her husband. What a hypocrite.

National Organization of Marriage 

A religious, right-wing organization hellbent on stripping all GLBT citizens of the right to marry the person they love. The National Organization of Marriage is led by Brian S. Brown, but its original leader was Maggie Gallagher. This organization spreads lies about the GLBT community and condones violent acts and hate speech against GLBT citizens. It also is the leading organization that actively opposes gay marriage.

The National Organization of Marriage is what is truly wrong with society as is a symbol of disrespect to human rights.
I would never join the National Organization of Marriage. It's purely evil and disrespectful.

black hole of marriage 

From a singles perspective, it's where all you newly married friends go. If they do fall into the event horizon, they may never be seen again. However, if they are like a rare quasar jet, they may appear at a later time...wanting to hang out all the time.
Man, I haven't seen Jeff since he got married. He must be in the black hole of marriage.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026