maplin 

1. An electronics shop.
2. Mong(s) against paedo licking in nigeria (the answer given when someone questions the mystery of the name of the shop)
3. A refuge for old people who want to feel that they havent completely been deleted from society...
4. A place that most people are unaware of because it doesnt advertise on tv...
5. a place where people think they can just expect the employees to know everything.. and then work miracles
6. a place where the customers are all strange

1.
a.
jill: my god i need an adaptor
jack: maplin sell adapters lets go there.
(nodody knows what kind of adapter they want)

2.
Customer: so is maplin the name of the gent who founded this company?
Maploid: well it stands for erm... mongs against paedo licking in nigeria....
customer: oh....

3. uuuugh i refuse to admit my life is over! i still have an agenda! to maplin for flashing LED's!

4.
Elf: so where do you work?
Person: maplin
Elf: what the hell is that?
person: ....next to staples?
Elf: oh yeah that place

5.
Customer: yeah i need a usb to firewire adapter
Maploid: no such thing mate
Customer: your wrong!! i demand to buy one! now! i hate you all!! aaaaaagh!

6. *ring ring*
hello maplin preston
hi, is this maplins?
....yes....
are you open today?
....yes....
and do you sell adapters?
...yes....
is this the capital center?
...no....

maplin by Dom Male March 23, 2008

Maplin quality

Something that looks great on paper, yet falls short when you get the thing up and running.

Named for the UK electronics retailer Maplin who have an amazing ability to accurately spot a trend or niche in the market... and then source a product that almost, but not quite, actually does that.

Sorry about the maplin quality reception, the antenna isn't quite right for this radio.

These buns have failed to rise - did you use maplin quality yeast? - Paul Hollywood probably.

What's that residue in the battery compartment? Did you use maplin quality batteries in there?

Maplin quality by Wookie McTookie October 12, 2016

Malina 

Malina is emotion. Whether its love, happiness, anger or sadness.. she wears her emotion on her face and sleeve with no way to hide it even though she tries so hard to. Malina is honest and the worst liar you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and even more beautiful on the inside. Malina is quirky but brings so much happiness into the lives around her. Expect care packages when you're sick if she loves you. Malina may have a hard shell sometimes but only because of how much shes been hurt before. If given time Malina will be the best wife/life partner you will ever find.

You have so much Malina.

Did you get a nap in today? You're very Malina.

Malina by Herro1037542829 June 1, 2018

Ghost-mapping

Ghost-mapping means using "GPS Cloak" to keep your mobile phone's true location private without having to drop off your social network's shared map.

Bob, an iPhone user, is part of the Loopt social network that allows friends to know where each other are at all times. Bob decides to ghost-map and go to the mall. He uses "GPS Cloak" for ghost-mapping. He he cloaks his true "Ghost Lōc" location at the mall while his phone's gps broadcasts to his Loopt friends that he is at the gym.

Ghost-mapping by Creepmode April 6, 2009

Majlinda 

She is a very nice one. It makes everyone laugh. She is one of the best menshen on this world. She is very very cute and cute. I love this girl everywhere. Bf love uu😍💘

Majlinda

Majlinda by Xxkxe.o3 January 7, 2017

Malina 

A very cute and loveable human. Always there to help you when you need it the most. TBH I like her a lot she doesn’t feel the same but it’s all good.

Malina is such a cute girl.

Malina is so loveable.

Malina by SNM_Boltz April 30, 2019

Malina 

A girl with a smile that could light up the world!.. if she didn't wear a mask. She has the positivity level of an average girl on a sugar high. She is einstein smart and has a fantastic sense of humor. Although she might be a bit shy, she is simply the BEST.

Jeb: Hey look it's Malina!

Lily: She's the bomb

Malina by iwatchtoomuchyoutube February 24, 2021