mapfucked
I was playing Temple Run and I got Mapfucked
mapfucked by goestoohard December 1, 2011
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Manafucked
When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.
*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*
NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
Manafucked by TrumptardsAreTheMinority December 18, 2017
Moffucked
The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.
A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!
Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!
Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'
Manfucked
Manfucked
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
MailFucked
When you get spammed via email, text, or any form of online communication from any unwanted person and/or online company.
I hate getting mailfucked by relatives on facebook.
I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.
I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.
MailFucked by ThaChaz April 26, 2011
Moffucked
The state of confusion after seeing a new episode of the British TV Show Doctor Who written by head writer Steven Moffat, when more questions are raised than answered. Usually occurs after an episode that ends in a cliffhanger that hints at several possible conclusions.
Similar to being mind-fucked.
Similar to being mind-fucked.
Person 1: Did you see last night's Doctor Who?
Person 2: Yeah, what is going on? I've been Moffucked yet again!
Person 2: Yeah, what is going on? I've been Moffucked yet again!
Moffucked by aiaisanotareal May 23, 2011
Mcfucked
A phenomenon that occurs when you purchase something at the McDonald’s drive through, only to realize that 99 percent of your order is wrong on the trip home.
I ordered a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Diet Coke at the McDonald’s drive through . Halfway home I realized they gave me a fish sandwich, a half filled box of fries, and an orange soda. Goddammit, I’ve been Mcfucked again.