manzrection

The act of becoming fully aroused when watching or just simply talking about Johnny Manziel.

Dude that sideline reporter is sporting a "manzrection" on the a&m sideline.

manzrection by thman September 12, 2013

manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

Manfraction 

An infraction on the basic rules of manhood.

We were at the urinal and he totally looked across at my junk. Doesn't he know that's a manfraction?

Since it was such a hot day, the guy thought it was okay to commit the manfraction of wearing crocs and a half-shirt; it wasn't.

Manfraction by Tengai May 20, 2008

Manffectionate 

A heterosexual male who becomes very affectionate towards other males, usually the result of alcohol consumption by said male.

"Yo, James was mad drunk Saturday, and he threw his arm around me and was like an inch away from my face. Dude was getting a little too manffectionate for my comfort."

Manffectionate by Brad G. December 9, 2008

mantraction

noun;

1: a force acting mutually between 1 or more men, at least one being very or extremely sexually attractive, tending to draw them together, and resisting their separation; and yet still maintaining a proper heterosexual distance between them
2: The property or characteristic of a sexy man that attracts or is intended to attract other men by appealing to their desires and tastes,

Fabio's glistening pectorals exude mantraction.

mantraction by Fabio Lanzoni January 22, 2008

manfection 

The perfect and ultimate physical embodiment of masculinity.

'I am manfection, no doubt about it.'

manfection by Mr. Smith. May 23, 2007

manirection 

The man's natural six-sense of direction. Combination of "Man" and "Direction" pronounced "man-erection"

Do you know how to get to the party?
Naw.
How you gonna get there?
My manirection got me!

manirection by Lester Nino February 1, 2009