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manzrection by thman September 12, 2013
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manrection
When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009
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Manfraction
We were at the urinal and he totally looked across at my junk. Doesn't he know that's a manfraction?
Since it was such a hot day, the guy thought it was okay to commit the manfraction of wearing crocs and a half-shirt; it wasn't.
Since it was such a hot day, the guy thought it was okay to commit the manfraction of wearing crocs and a half-shirt; it wasn't.
Manfraction by Tengai May 20, 2008
Manffectionate
A heterosexual male who becomes very affectionate towards other males, usually the result of alcohol consumption by said male.
"Yo, James was mad drunk Saturday, and he threw his arm around me and was like an inch away from my face. Dude was getting a little too manffectionate for my comfort."
Manffectionate by Brad G. December 9, 2008
mantraction
noun;
1: a force acting mutually between 1 or more men, at least one being very or extremely sexually attractive, tending to draw them together, and resisting their separation; and yet still maintaining a proper heterosexual distance between them
2: The property or characteristic of a sexy man that attracts or is intended to attract other men by appealing to their desires and tastes,
1: a force acting mutually between 1 or more men, at least one being very or extremely sexually attractive, tending to draw them together, and resisting their separation; and yet still maintaining a proper heterosexual distance between them
2: The property or characteristic of a sexy man that attracts or is intended to attract other men by appealing to their desires and tastes,
mantraction by Fabio Lanzoni January 22, 2008
manfection
manfection by Mr. Smith. May 23, 2007
manirection
The man's natural six-sense of direction. Combination of "Man" and "Direction" pronounced "man-erection"
manirection by Lester Nino February 1, 2009
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