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manstacked 

Verb to be used when doing manly stuff
I manstacked that grizzly bears face into the dirt, or I manstacked that chick so hard shes now in a wheelchair, or I manstacked over the grand canyon on a f#%cking dragon or that tiger came right for so I manstacked him into outer space. you just got mastacked. There is not much a man cannot manstack
manstacked by chad the manstacker September 9, 2013
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MANstache 

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.

Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.
MANstache by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007

mastacharge 

Colloquial name for the Mastercharge credit card. Mastercharge was the predecessor of Master Card. Mastercharge was the title of a song by blues legend Albert Collins.
Go ahead and put it on my Mastacharge.
mastacharge by hojosapien October 16, 2006

monstache 

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.
Shaun - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!
monstache by The Owens September 24, 2007

mantachee 

The skin between your sack and shaft
I've got a sick rash on my mantachee
mantachee by Nolli69 November 9, 2015

Manastache

A mountable mustache...something you can grab onto and ride.
Wow that Mason has a Manastache I can hold onto...I wanna take him home..
Manastache by Dirty Kitty February 5, 2010

mastache 

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.
Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!
mastache by von groovy June 1, 2017