When a person (who may or may not have cal ripken's disease) is motorboating tits mcgeeeee's 800 hp (34 G) warlocks after a drunken night at mcfaddens and then proceeds to get knocked unconscious by her pendulous sweatercows. This leads to possible coma and eventual death.
Yo, Smock's family hired the best attorney to convict Tit's Mcgee of two counts of jugular manslaugther after her pendulous village feeders rendered him lifeless post motorboating.
The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.
The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.
by Agressively smoft March 9, 2008
Commonly defined as an intentional beheading of the penis in which the offender had no prior intent to decapitate the one-eyed wonder worm. Usually occurring in the heat of passion.
While Jane was trying on her new pair of Arabian goggles, and enjoying her slurpe, the Seven Eleven clerk became disgruntled, asking her to pay for the expensive goggles. In a fit of rage Jane bit off the purple helmet shape nose piece, inadvertently committing penicular manslaughter.
by llamallamma March 21, 2007
A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 22, 2022
Any contact on the male genitalia that is vicious and uncalled for and causes pain, Done by Accident or on Purpose. That act usually causes the victim to drop to the ground, clutching his junk.
Did you see that testicular manslaughter?? That ball went STRAIGHT for that guys junk.
Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.
Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.
by Kannon Kadaver February 26, 2010
by BIGsully53 September 16, 2008
When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them
Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.
by xGLAZx December 19, 2018
by Xl_van April 6, 2023