johnny got in the way of the men during a mass bukkake and was killed due to ejaculatory manslaughter.
by dylanMo May 3, 2011
by i’m not a knitter October 30, 2020
The act of homicide in which a person, usually a child, forcefully throws a snowball on to an oncoming car that results in a death.
Billy: I just got out of the slammer.
Phillip: What did you get arrested for?
Billy: Snowhicular manslaughter; I packed the meanest snowball and absolutely destroyed a car. I got locked up for 3 years. Who ever thought a 12 year old would go to jail?
Phillip: What did you get arrested for?
Billy: Snowhicular manslaughter; I packed the meanest snowball and absolutely destroyed a car. I got locked up for 3 years. Who ever thought a 12 year old would go to jail?
by Frosty The Snowman December 10, 2012
Premeditated Manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living hell of their plundering your rights & assets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!
Mayuko: Did you hear about Big John McLintock QC who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and assets?
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!
Phil: What again? I'd heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
Mayuko: Yeah, but this time the Client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a heavily modified Norton Commando Speedster Twin 750; Client claimed an accident after being driven mad by Big John he had it all planned, I reckon: 'Premeditated Manslaughter'.
Phil: Good luck using the premeditated murder defence against ... Anyhow, didn't you hear: Karma justice? JohnMcLinden had an affair with the Black Widow whom he got off for murder but her Russian gangster boyfriend arranged an execution. Of course, She still walks free!
by VapourTrail October 13, 2019
Damn bro, here I am at this wedding looking all nice, and I just committed peehicular manslaughter on these nice ass slacks.
by The Swheatley June 17, 2011
The satisfying act of jaywalking, but in a car, across a crosswalk full of people. However, this only counts if there are casualties, so its good to have a strategy. Since this is solely for fun and such a positive experience, feel free to make it more fun, like with a blindfold!!
"Man I have depression, I feel like I hurt everyone around me. I want to do something productive."
"I have the perfect idea: vehicular manslaughter!"
"I have the perfect idea: vehicular manslaughter!"
by Bruh In a Can February 17, 2022
when a god-like man with a god-like member has intercourse with 69 women in 24 hours, women have no equivalent to a penicular manslaughter.
by D3r Schatten November 3, 2010