Manopause

The male equivalent of female menopause - experienced in a man's mid to late 40's. Also commonly referred to as "mid-life crisis".

My father hit manopause when he started to dye his hair black and wear tight white jeans.

by Congee Wong January 30, 2009

manopause

When a man stops acting like a man and begins acting like an old woman.

Hopefully Jeremy will get over his bout of manopause, and be able to go out on the town with his mates again.

by Cletus Burst December 1, 2006

Manopause

It is also known as Andropause and is the result of declining Testosterone levels as a man ages and usually becomes noticeable in men that are 40+

Some Side Effects:
Fatigue & Lack of Energy
Low Sex Drive
Difficulty Achieving Erection
Low Semen Volume
Hair Loss
Loss of Muscle Mass
Increase In Body Fat
Decrease In Bone Mass
Mood Changes

Boy it sucks having Manopause as I can't get Wood and Shoot Blanks when giving my Mistress a Pearl Necklace

by Broken Dyke May 21, 2016

Manopause

The exact moment in time when old men have to start taking erection pills for the penis to work.

He just passed manopause, you 're going to have to stop by the pharmacy.

by monkeyspice January 30, 2017

Manopause

Male equivalent of menopause. Symptoms include hot flushes, reduced testerone.

I have manopause.

by March 16, 2023

Manopause

Menopause, but for men. Involves a change in mood and lust. Realization of age. It’s not a phase mom. Feelings of depression followed by reaching heights in confidence.

Hey do you know how Dan is doing he seemed down after his 53rd birthday?

Yeah he’s just going through Manopause.

by takis_areweird May 11, 2021

Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.

"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"

by MIMcreative™ December 9, 2017