manoof

derived from the word MAN-of -
this is the ultimate pimp, no girl is secure. A "manoof" will pimp anyone regardless of age, gender, looks.

To qualify to be a manoof, you need to see the master himself and request a battle. If the Manoof master declines, you will be his bitch. A granted battle will give you the chance to be ranked as a manoof and will secure you with unlimited bitchslapping priveledges around the world.

where you headed? to the jungles of smackahoe to find the manoof master.

manoof by alwaysme January 11, 2008

maloof 

(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations

Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.

City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.

NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.

Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.

City and NBA: What a maloof!

maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012

Mafoofin' 

That one guy we all know who lacks consistency in the deodorant department and smells more like an onion patch rather than a whiff of roses.

Yo man, someone be mafoofin' up in this joint

Mafoofin' by jinglejew June 3, 2013

manooze 

to actively ingage in maneuvering and crusing.

she was driving the boat.

"just manooze over there"

manooze by K.O'Toole_L.Flynn_S.Stenquist July 3, 2009

Maloof 

Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans.  Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.

Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!

Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?

Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.

Maloof by WPS916 September 19, 2012

Magoofs 

The proper way to refer to the Maloof brothers. Considering they would move the Sacramento Kings to Las Vegas in a heartbeat if they could, speaking of them while using this word is more than appropriate.

Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.

Magoofs by hollowpnt October 16, 2008

Maloofed 

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010