Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes?
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..
Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..
Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..
by Amish Stalker February 1, 2020
The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.
Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’
by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023
The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.
The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.
by Cpt Jerpa March 24, 2014
When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.
Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
by LegitimateUD January 8, 2020
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube October 11, 2015
A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.
by piss stains November 21, 2020
by Manadar June 7, 2022