A kino escalation technique, sliding a hand inside a girl's pants to feel her arse. Traditionally this must be done early in the encounter, well before such an action would normally be considered acceptable. Therefore, it is a high risk strategy to be used with care.
"Have you seen Ron's black eye? He tried the Oval Manoeuvre on a bird at the bar last night and she nearly knocked him out!"
"Did you hear about Dave's new bird? He walked up to this total hardbody at the bar and pulled the Oval Manoeuvre. She loved it and couldn't get him home fast enough!"
"Did you hear about Dave's new bird? He walked up to this total hardbody at the bar and pulled the Oval Manoeuvre. She loved it and couldn't get him home fast enough!"
by Frandroid April 13, 2009
When someone who has a joint is asked what they are doing, they reply "the jenson jenson Manoeuvre !" In a funny tone, enversise the word jenson Manoeuvre , it is all in presonal preference to make it your very own jenson Manoeuvre !
by Rafe & Beano November 8, 2003
by King k December 1, 2013
A form of relationship in which the female is being penetrated by two men who are also friends.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.
Guy 1: hey i heard she was into you
Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken
Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?
Guy 2: Great Idea!
*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*
Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken
Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?
Guy 2: Great Idea!
*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*
by Bobby Uttsex June 8, 2014
When someone gives a blumpkin to a person who has died in the last ten minutes due to 'Keeganing'. Then someone sneaks up behind the person giving the blumpkin and punches them in the back of the neck. Causing them to bite down the the dead persons genitals.
- A form of Necrophilia.
- A form of Necrophilia.
by Rachey101 November 3, 2012
When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.
Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"
Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
by Sam says September 30, 2018
1: A military manoeuvre intended to put stress on an enemy's defences.
2: A military manoeuvre intended to surprise an enemy
2: A military manoeuvre intended to surprise an enemy
1: The general decided to do a traditional vice manoeuvre, quickly splitting his troops up in two equal sizes and ordering them to attack from two polar flanks.
2: It was night and the general decided to take the enemy base by surprise. He split up his troops in one smaller and one bigger size and ordered the smaller part to attack from the left flank while the bigger part prepared to take over the battlements from the right flank.
2: It was night and the general decided to take the enemy base by surprise. He split up his troops in one smaller and one bigger size and ordered the smaller part to attack from the left flank while the bigger part prepared to take over the battlements from the right flank.
by Lazareth Link February 12, 2005