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mannurse 

Mannurse: Verb. To take care of your drunken man friends after they have had far to much to drink. To also make sure they don't do anything really stupid while drunk, but what's stupid or not is debatable. This can be very tiring especially when you are the only sober one out of 5.
"After the 4th of July last night my friend had work at 6 AM and was so totally hammered, so I had to mannurse him from midnight until he was sober again by letting him crash at my place and making sure he didn't break any shit."
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manpurse 

what jack bauer carries on the show 24. its like a purse. but it is rather manly, hence the name manpurse. unless you are gay or jack bauer. i wouldnt reccomend wearing one.
Oh man, look at that manpurse.
OMG THAT IS JACK BAUER'S MANPURSE
manpurse by hayleyito January 30, 2007
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manpurse 

a man's purse. If a man wears a manpurse, it doesn't mean he's gay, but it might mean he's kind of weird.
Mike Wilbon carries a manpurse
manpurse by drew January 29, 2004

manpurse 

A bag carried by a man to hold his stuff. Some people consider it a little effeminate, others don't really care. The ones who don't care are usually the ones who actually have a manpurse.
Well, yeah, I do carry a frame pack around with me almost everywhere I go. It's my manpurse.
manpurse by Lady Csyde June 15, 2007
2) man + purse = purse
The dude is seriously wearing a manurse. He looks gay.
manurse by booger muncher December 24, 2009