1) A Mexican Jew.
2) One who celebrates all holidays.
3) One who can claim to be either religion in order to receive more gifts.
2) One who celebrates all holidays.
3) One who can claim to be either religion in order to receive more gifts.
Croat: "Ali, why weren't you at school yesterday?"
Ali: "It was Yom Hasshana."
Croat: "What kind of Jew are you? Do you mean Yom Kippur?"
Ali: "Right."
Croat: "Ali, what happened to your Christmas Tree?"
Ali: "What? Oh...Papá Noel can't find our house unless he can see the Mexican Chilli Peppers."
Ali: "It was Yom Hasshana."
Croat: "What kind of Jew are you? Do you mean Yom Kippur?"
Ali: "Right."
Croat: "Ali, what happened to your Christmas Tree?"
Ali: "What? Oh...Papá Noel can't find our house unless he can see the Mexican Chilli Peppers."
by The Croatian Sensations April 29, 2004