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Mongroves 

a mental disorder characterized by a severe obsession with non-specific body part(s) repeated: stroking, examining, displaying to others, stretching, rubbing, caressing and a frequent request for others to examine the selected part for flaws.
"Pip has a severe case of mongroves, he has rubbed all the fur off his calf"

"the patient was observed repeatingly pulling
on his loose facial skin"

"He is continually showing me his non-exsistant abs, asking if they look phenominal. I am positive he has mongroves.
Mongroves by DrVinnyTBare April 25, 2011

Mangrove 

The pinnacle of all insults. Used to describe someone who is beyond the level of being a cunt.
Justin Bieber is a fucking mangrove.
Mangrove by NeverAMangrove October 8, 2014

dried mangoes 

1.) Dried mangoes is a slangname for a new type of drugs that is better than weed.

2.) Dried mangoes is a short term for "I don't know".
"Yo! You got those dried mangoes that I asked for?"

"What was the instructions again?'
"Dried mangoes man, I didn't listen to the instructor too."
dried mangoes by stoopids May 31, 2016

Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always 

The mnemonic to remember the first five reactivity series of metals from the highest to the lowest, i.e. K (Kill), Na (Nasty), Ca (Californian), Mg (Mangoes), Al (Always)
Teacher: Can you tell me the first five reactivity series in Chemistry starting from the top?

Student: Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always!
The act of of someone acting black or is black, it can even be directed to some one who is just really dark. Or are in someway acting hard or somewhat "gangster". Most likely

it is directed to Blacks, Hispanics, and even your everyday wannabe White boy.
Man 1: Hey bro you wanna go chill at my crib later son yeah!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Lets get fucked up homie.
Man 2: Quit acting like a mangroe.
Man 1: Oh ok im sorry.
Man 2: Yeah its ok...you want to go fap?
Man 1: Sure.
Mangroe by SoNy314 November 16, 2011

Manglove 

Alternate name for a condom.
The "glove" a man puts on his penis before engaging in sexual intercourse with his partner.

Helps (though not guaranteed to) reduce the chance of spreading sexually transmitted diseases and fertilization of a female egg.
"John, put on your manglove. We can't afford another child."
Manglove by Condom/Man January 7, 2009