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mandizzle 

this fiendish thingy.

characteristics:
-easy bully target
-loves kyle
-will embarrass them self at all times.
-casucasian
-will take up your locker
-will say "this is awkward" at awkward moments
-'omgzz, i love "wish you were here"'
-will write the lyrics to last train EVERYWHERE.
-kinda of a pedo
-doormat
-pansy
-my number one fan.
mandizzle sits next to me at pre-cal.
mandizzle by flowersinyourwindow December 17, 2008
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McDizzle 

a sandwitch invented at McDonalds in Hastings NE consisting of a double cheeseburger with a Chicken patty inbetween the beef pattys
"Ill take a McDizzle with fries and a large drink"
McDizzle by fudgepants July 26, 2009

Shizzle McNizzles

Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.
"Check out the jumbo order of SHIZZLE McNIZZLEs I left for you in the toilet, BOI."

Shizzle McNizzles by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006
Slang street term for the drug 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) commonly known as Ecstasy. Phrase was coined in Milton Keynes, England.
'Fancy getting on the mdizzle tonight fella?'
mdizzle by mKdave October 16, 2008
bone in the face - the one that your chin is attached to; lower jaw
dude... I smashed his mandible!
mandible by Bocaj Esuorps October 25, 2006

bandizzle 

handkerchief, bandana, or "flag," used either as a preppy fashion statement or to affiliate oneself with as gang, very much in the manner as "put yo' hood up"
niggas wear bandizzles cause the colors match they clothes, get caught in the wrong hood they get filled up with holes, nigga
bandizzle by jon bon jovster April 29, 2003

Mandible Pound 

During sex in the missionary position you put your fingers in the females mouth and clasp the jaw.
You then use this purchase as a holding point to pound away at your lucky partner.

Can also be done while going at it doggy style. Making it the "Rear Mandible Pound"
Guy 1: So you get lucky with that girl last night.
Guy 2: Man, she was a filthy bitch. Made me mandible pound her. Then said she liked to be choked out.
Guy 1: Sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah. So then I switched to the Rear Mandible Pound for more leverage.
Mandible Pound by Larsonary August 12, 2010
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