When a cougars supply has ran dry. They must feed, so they go for manchovies.
K-Rocc - look at that Cougar, shes goin for that total nerd!

D-40 - Thats a manchovie!
by K-Rocc December 10, 2009
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Spiky dried crusts on a mans pubic hair directly resulting from sexual intercourse.
I got drunk last night and banged Amy , when i woke up i had manchovies all over my balls.
by hammerone December 15, 2007
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John: Dude, your friends pool party is a bit of a sausage fest.

Timmy: Sorry, I had no idea there would be such a dearth of womenfolk.

John: Look at that manchovy over there, do you think that is ALL his own hair?

Timmy: Maybe it is, or maybe it's a gorilla riding him like a pool pony........who knows
by Stuart Pinkus August 16, 2010
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The smell left on a man's balls after sex. Especially occurs when there is not enough time to wash your man-berries post coitus.
Dude I have got the worst case of manchovies ever! I had sex with my GF up at the campgrounds and the showers were busted and by the time I got home I had to go straight to work...My balls REEK to high heaven, they're so fishy smellin' I got alley cats followin' me everywhere I go!
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe October 1, 2010
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The smell that comes from sweaty balls. (Sweat = Salt) + (Nether regions) =Manchovies
"Dude it was so hot today, my balls are sweating like anything. Major case of manchovies"
by Johnson & Del March 31, 2010
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Little smelly fish, often found at 138 Helen Drive. Also known as Franco Fritters.
Jimmy likes to put some manchovies on his jimmer jammer on a hot summer day.
by Lauren July 8, 2004
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a penis that is tiny, or sub par.
1)"Yo how was the dick"
2)"terrible, nigga had a manchovie"
by bigganiga April 3, 2018
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