1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 11, 2022
The place where all kids go to chill.. as if
One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭
Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭
Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
by Yumomma10000 December 13, 2021
A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 13, 2022
like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
by big fat tubby January 1, 2023
by tahhams August 27, 2023
someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into
by Paul Heape April 29, 2018