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mischief managed 

By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.
"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"

"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"

"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"
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Mischief Managed 

Phrase used to 'close' the Marauders Map, making it blank and causing it to appear as a normal piece of parchment until the words "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" are spoken, which activate it. (Part of the Harry Potter book series)
"As Sirius Black noticed Snivellus Snape come around the corner, he cried 'Mischief Managed' and the Marauders Map became blank."
Manasek is that bitch that will be there for you no matter what and for some unknown reason you’ve never seen her cry like bitch needs to cry sometimes but it’s alright she’s super smart and talented. She’s super supportive and bitch you is like super lucky to have her as a friend and that’s on PERIODTTT
manasek by Milk-em-tiddies April 13, 2021

managed to death 

A politically correct sounding euphemistic term to describe the failure of a company owing to poor management.
foobar.com fell apart the other day - it was managed to death.
managed to death by ke6isf July 23, 2004
when you jack off in some ones mayo and watch them make a sandwich with said mayo
my friend pissed me off,so he got manazed
manazed by big e 6996 March 8, 2010
Sweet hearted and loveable guy who never lets anyone get to him.
Manases is a shit head
manases by Flick my stick November 18, 2019
A new, more hip way to be owned . Management, while having the same connotation of complete loss or failure, happens more frequently in the real world than its virtual counterpart, ownage.
Bro, the Seahawks got totally managed yesterday!
Managed by rope 'n fly champ October 4, 2009