a tactic employed when you need to reprimand someone or just generally emphasize a point, but the situation calls for quiet; a stern, angry whisper.

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

if something is declared in a bar whisper, it means the speaker is trying to convey something in private to another person (typically a friend at a bar), but is unfortunately too intoxicated to control how loudly they're speaking.

in other words, it's when someone's too shit-faced to keep their voice down and usually ends up proclaiming something sensitive to everyone at the bar. very loudly. this can often result in a major cock-block for the rest of one's group.

any residential area populated by gratuitous amounts of promiscuous women. A good indicator that you are unknowingly in whisper alley is women of the night lurking in the cut. Also known as glass houses or soapies in the far east.

A man who craves you to use your sexy intimate voice.

Beirdo - Noun

A portmanteau of the words beard and weirdo. A bearded, middle-aged man with greasy, oily skin and scraggly hair (if applicable). Many Beirdos will sport a shaven head or, on slightly rarer occasions, a bullet (see the 11th definition for Bullet). Hygienic habits of a Beirdo include refusal to use a toothbrush, soap, deodorant, or toilet paper. Beirdos generally have an inner electromagnetic affinity which attracts them to small groups of younger teenage boys with whom they can converse, even if against the group's will. Beirdos tend to enjoy discussing such subjects as hanging dead bodies, torturing small defenseless animals, and eating raw meat. The Beirdo's habitat ranges throughout the United States, some having been sighted even as far south as Baja California. They are most commonly spotted in Walmart, in The Dollar Store, at County Fairs, or in public restrooms, always taking a dump, but never wiping. Like the chimpanzee, Beirdos have been known to fling their waste if provoked. Experts suggest maintaining a 20 foot distance in order to stay out of range of a Beirdo's pungent, natural odor.