man sock

where you put your manjelly when there are no papertowels a foot.

you're such a slob, you and your man sock and your ferret

by marky massacre January 14, 2008

sock man

When a man strips naked, places a sock over his cock and balls and walks around in the presence of others. Usually performed at parties by intoxicated individuals for shock value and laughs. Individuals performing "Sock Man" frequently have their clothes stolen while in the act, or are forcefully removed from the party into the street.

Did you see Sock Man at the party last night? We stole his clothes, threw him out in the street and locked the door. We found him alseep in the alley this morning under a welcome mat.

by DarkRob2000 April 5, 2006

Sock man dan

When one of your perverted friends puts a sock on his penis for fun or for pleasure

“Hey did you hear ___ did sock man dan last night”

by Sock man dan July 30, 2023