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Single Man Hand Dance 

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
Single Man Hand Dance by riddlecker September 30, 2016

The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure
Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.
The One Man Hand Jive by ShoTz November 29, 2007

One Man Hand Party 

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party

Pac Man Hand

The result of an epic Pac Man gaming session. The hand is tight like a claw, and generally the thumbs, wrists and fingers are unusable. Like RSI, but with more immediate effects.

The condition can also be brought on by other arcade and console games especially if you are the competitive sort and are a bit heavy handed with the joystick/controller.
I only lost the game coz I had Pac Man Hand.
Pac Man Hand by The Style PA February 28, 2009

the man hand 

When a dude jack off so much, his hand will eventually become gay. This happen when your not use to the pussy hole or a females sweet caress.
Barney is so intent using the "the Man Hand" he's slowly becoming gay and he doesn't even know it.
the man hand by Rule 13 May 10, 2005

Spider-Man Hand 

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.
The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.
Spider-Man Hand by anonymous September 6, 2020