The Goose-Man

A sex act involving a guy ejaculating on a girl's body without her noticing, then licking it off and pretending it never happened.

It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.

Hey! Did you pull out the Goose-man on me?

The Goose-Man by ipcvideofilms November 17, 2010

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two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

two man duck duck goose by captain quacker June 30, 2017

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mangoose

A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).

I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.

mangoose by CapnCrouton May 3, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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