A Man Biscuit is generally referring to a man, who is a slut and sleeps with anything he can get his hands on.
by Mega Bitch 2000 January 16, 2005
by Demonshock October 17, 2008
what comes out when the penis is removed after two men are finished making sweet sweet butt love. It has the consistancy of a biscuit from a can but the color of lightly creamed coffee
after jeremy and kurly used my bed at that partyfriday night i totally found a man biscuit on my pillow.
by zombie vagas September 14, 2010
A word used to define what happens when Santa Clause shows up at a kid named Joey's house and randomly starts raping the whole crowd, yet no one does anything, because they don't want to get coal or mayonnaise for Christmas. If Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, say a football.
Be good this year, or there will be some mad man ho biscuit shit going down at Joey's Christmas party.
by The Ku Klux Klan February 22, 2009
by Kincheap May 12, 2009
Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
by King Confuza May 21, 2022